"Ben Franklin Whizzing on the Blue Star" Hoodie

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  • We were big Calvin & Hobbes fans as kids. They did some pretty cool things in that comic strip. But the coolest thing I ever saw Calvin do.. was pee on the blue star. That image, depicted on countless bumper stickers that rolled into the Vet on Game Day back in the 80s and 90s, is forever seared into my brain. As an homage, we're bringing it back, but with a Founding Father twist. And since Ben Franklin was easily the coolest founding father, we can definitely see him doing this.

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    *This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us up to 1-2 weeks to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and for supporting small businesses.

  • Everyone needs a go-to hoodie to curl up in, so opt for one that's comfy, smooth, and stylish. Made with air-jet spun yarn for a luxuriously soft feel and reduced pilling, this cozy Gildan 18500 is the perfect choice for cooler evenings. Featuring a double-lined hood with matching drawcord and a classic fit, you're gonna convince yourself that sweater weather is all year round with this wardrobe staple.

    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Cotton / poly fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    3. Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool
    4. Front pouch pocket is the perfect size for transporting a Dalessandro’s cheese steak or Wawa hoagie
    5. Phillygoat branded sleeve so you know it's not a knock-off
    6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your hoodie is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
    2. Use a mild detergent
    3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
    4. Do not use any fabric softeners
    5. Do not dry-clean
    6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
    7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
    8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository