"Delco" Youth Tee

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  • Regular price $ 28.99


  • Delaware County is not just a county bordering Philadelphia to the West. Delco is a state of mind. It’s a way of life. It’s in the way you walk, and in the way you talk. It’s an unwavering belief in your abilities that comes from having a 0.345 batting average in your Little League days at Hilltop or Lanerch Hills. It’s a quiet confidence that comes from knowing you can get cheaper Yuenglings at Maggie’s or Craig’s because you're boys with the barback there. It’s a unique energy that comes from slamming a soft pretzel and washing it down with a 24 oz Wawa coffee. It’s a common ground that let’s you see eye to eye with someone from St. Bernie’s parish even though you went to St. Dot’s. For someone from Philly’s western sub-burbs, Delco is so much more than just a county. Delco is the center of the universe.

    (Please note that this is a Youth t-shirt.)


    1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
    2. Classic youth-sized crewneck t-shirt because v-necks are what douchey NYC / L.A. parents get their kids
    3. 100% airlume combed & ringspoun cotton (heathers are a cotton / poly blend) for a shirt so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
    4. Printed with a special ink fade for a more vintage look
    5. Relaxed, lightweight, unisex fit your kid'll never want to take off
    6. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor
  • We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your kid's shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

    1. Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
    2. Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    3. Tumble dry: low heat
    4. Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    5. Do not dryclean
    6. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository